Maryborough Camera Club

There's the one about the photographer that gets invited over for dinner:

So, this photographer gets invited to a friends house for a dinner party. He brings a some new photographs with him to show his host. The host looks at the photographs and exclaims, "These are wonderful! You must have a very good camera." The photographer says thank you and the evening continues.

After dinner, the photographer turns to his host and remarks, "The food was wonderful, you must own some very good pots and pans."

There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all.

However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ghost descended upon him, clanking chains et al. He told the ghost "I mean no harm - I just want your photograph". The ghost was quite happy at this chance to make the headlines - he posed for a number of ghostly shots.

The happy journalist rushed back to his dark room, and began developing the photos. Unfortunately, they turned out to be black and underexposed.

So what's the moral of the story?

The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.

I have a photographic memory! Sometimes I just forget to put in the film!

A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak. That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.

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